What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 15:20

You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.